DSC_9799If you’re a Limpkin, you don’t really need to be told how to eat an apple snail.  You’ve got a sweet bill shaped like tweezers, angled ever so slightly in the right direction to fit the Fibonacci spiral of a shell.  All you do is walk around on your stilts you call legs, find a giant apple snail, wail at it for a while until you find the right angle, pull as hard as you can with your lanky ass neck, and tadaaaa, snail meat.

Down it in one, and move on to the next snail.  Little tip though, don’t try to swallow the whole snail with shell and all, they are rather large.