To start, I must unfortunately preface this post by saying that as far as I know, there were no pictures taken of the events I am about to describe. This is a shame, because we were awesome. Overheated, sweaty, occasionally uncoordinated, but awesome. The sport I’m referring to was aptly named…
Penultimate Frisbee.
In regular Ultimate Frisbee, or simply “Ultimate”, seven players line up on each end of a rectangular field just inside their respective end zones. The frisbee, the disc that is to be thrown from player to player, is then pulled (thrown really really hard) from one team to the opposite team down the field, starting play. The stationary player with possession of the disc can throw it to any member of their own team, running or not running, in an effort to move the disc from their end zone where it started to inside their opponent’s end zone for one point. If at any time during play, the disc is caught by the opposing team or even knocked to the ground, the team that did not have possession of the disc at the start of the throw (previously on defense) now has control of the disc (making them currently on offense) and can pick it up and start throwing it towards their opponent’s end zone to score their own point. Once a disc is caught by a player in the player’s opposing end zone, their team makes one point, the loosing team walks to the opposite end zone, the disc is thrown to that loosing team and play starts again.
In review, the main rules are no running with the disc, the disc can be thrown from any player to any other player, the disc is turned over to the opposite team if it is intercepted or dropped to the ground during play, no being a jerk, and no touching. Sound simple enough? I think so.
The people who play this sport are generally divided between those who like to run long distances and catch things, called cutters, and those who like to sprint short distances and throw things, called handlers. Each player must be able to play both offense and defense, as the players only leave the field when replaced by a substitute team mate between points. Generally the play is continuous with breaks only after one team scores and at half time, and games mostly last a little more than an hour to an hour and a half. Sports such as soccer, track, cross country, and lacrosse use Ultimate’s diverse range of physical activities such as cutting, long routes, short routes, jukes, fakes, stutter steps, pivots, lay outs, hucks, pulls, hammers, and hospital passes, as training tools to hone their athletes into perfect shape. They don’t call it “Ultimate” for nothing, just ask the guys playing the sport in kilts (a not uncommon sight on the playing field).
However, when you now combine that sport with 8 to 10 hours of walking, sight seeing, and learning to the main part of the day, 80 to 95 degree F weather, sand gnat bites up the wazzu, pointy sensitive plants as the turf grass, fairly constant dehydration, and people who maybe have thrown a frisbee three times in their life, Penultimate Frisbee is born.
If Ultimate Frisbee is the epitome of sport, with highly toned athletes turning well defined skills into effortless excitement, then Penultimate Frisbee is just a step (or two) below that, with out of shape tired people turning newly acquired theories into brief bouts of excitement which are immediately followed by less brief bouts of wheezing and sweating. Ultimate, to Penultimate, get it? It’s just like taking a perfectly good sport like baseball and giving bats and balls to fat office workers during their time off, only if baseball involved 15 minute long stretches of constant sprinting and the hand eye coordination needed to stop a flying plate from hitting you in the face.
Needless to say, although we were a rag tag collection of misfits mostly trying hard not to cramp up too much while running (and then proceeding to be disgustingly filthy and smelly back at Pax), we had a great time. Our pitch was the soccer / cricket field just down the mountain from our home away from home, easily accessible via a system of drainage gutters that made the walk to the games much faster than taking the switch back roads, while simultaneously making the walk back to Pax an arduous nightmare for some (i.e. me), where the hike went straight up the 60ish degree incline and involved the dodging loose rocks and vengeful sticks that often get underfoot. Penultimate Frisbee became our wind down activity after the adventures of the day where we could use up all our remaining energy before hopefully taking showers and greeting the sweet sweet dinner gong that signaled supper. I had fun, and I think others did too.
The lesson of this story, ladies and gentlemen, is ALWAYS CARRY A FRISBEE, and you’ll thank me later. Enjoy the pictures of what college Ultimate is supposed to look like, brought to you by my 6 ish years in the sport.
















































































































